So dearie....which kampung did you crawl out from?

I know you can't help but be the uncouth class-less cow that you are....but seriously~!




















Pic: Vogue Paris

Reasons why I cannot STAND you:

1. Your mom never taught you that it's rude to slam doors.
2. You don't know how to wait your turn...pushing and attempting to grab someone's space is just bad manners!
3. Laughing like a hyena (constantly) at 1am to 2am is just seriously screwed. Go get help.
4. Your voice just annoys the crap out of me. Ok if I'm honest it's your accent that does it. Can I help it if, because of you, I equate all people with your accent to be generally rural cows?
5. Clean up the damned microwave if you have spilled milk in it!! And for that matter, the microwave grill wasn't placed there for you to grill your chicken wings on! Even if you still want to use it for that purpose, basic hygiene says you should at least put some foil!! And CLEAN UP after yourself!!
6. Vacuuming late at night is so not cool.
7. And neither is printing with your loud clunky printer that must've come from the 90s!
   

Can I help it if you bring out the bitch in me?